Falling Up_3

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Strange Restaurant

I said, "Ill take the T-bone steak."

A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."

And I looked up and realized

The waitress was a cow.

I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak.

Ill take the chicken then."

I heard a cluck--twas just my luck

The busboy was a hen.

I said, "Okay no, fowl today.

Ill have the seafood dish."

Then I saw through the kitchen door

The cook--he was a fish.

I screamed, "Is there anyone workin here